“Pen, if you tell me no guy has ever gone down on you before, I’m moving murderous honey badgers for all of your exes higher up on my to-do list. No, wait. Honey badgers are too good for the utter shit boyfriends you’ve had, because I can already see it in your face. Snakes, Penny. I am sending deadly-ass snakes to all of their houses immediately if not sooner.”
