Shots on Net (SCU Hockey, #1)

by J.J. Mulder

because now I’m essentially sitting directly in his lap.

YOU DID IT! I told you you’d sit in his lap. Even if it’s not in public it still counts.

heady,

Find a new word for gods sake.

did you know that cats have penile spines?”

You already told him this. Like the second animal fact.

although I’m pretty sure everything I want to say is eventually going to boil down to three words.

Oh my god. Please be the first to say it. Zeke might actually die of shock.