“This gotta be a joke. A goddamn joke! What in the fuck do you want me to do with this chicken nugget? This old muthafucka looks like he fell out of a Burger King bag, rolled underneath a car seat, and has been down there for decades. I’m not eating that half-cremated ass nigga! Bitch, I ought to call your job and snitch on you for stealing out of the morgue!” I yelled at her.