“Please accept my apologies.” I reach across the table and pat her hand. “I plan on fucking him tonight so I must decline.” The Captain sputters and it takes everything in me not to laugh out loud. “He is not!” he tells the girl, and then he looks at me. “You are not!” “Don’t blame you,” she says to me, ignoring Hook while talking about him. “He’s a fine handsome dandy.” “That he is.” “I’m right here,” he grumbles.
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