“You already kissed him,” Riley pointed out. “That was to piss off his horrible mother.” “What about when he was Drunk Kellen and you were digging around in his pants pocket and you found his not-wallet?” “You’re the one who made me reach in there! Just because I kissed him, accidentally pinkie stroked his penis, and played sexy siren to lure him away from a party does not mean I’m in any way interested in the man. He’s annoying and straitlaced and always looks like he’s about to yell at me or handcuff me.” “I know from previous drunken conversations that you’re into both of those things.”
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