“What kind of statuary?” Nick asked, smoothly retaking control. “My next-door neighbor commissioned a twelve-foot-tall statue of himself, which I highly doubt is to scale seeing as it’s nude,” Belinda reported. “The, shall we say, ‘generous’ genitalia was pointed at my house, and when I went next door to request they at least point it in a different direction, Griffin explained it was his gift to the world and then tried to hand me a signed headshot.” “Did you think maybe he deserved to get his chest waxed and then possibly be shot at for that?” Nick prompted.
