“Tell Hector you have the runs and go pump her for information,” he said. She was already shaking her head. “Uh-uh. No way.” Nick put the cup under the first thermos he spotted and opened the spout. “You’re just saying that because he’s hot.” “First of all, I’m proud of you for finally recognizing another man’s physical appeal without wanting to challenge him to a pissing contest.” “Usually it’s a push-up contest. Pissing contests are too messy and hard to judge unless you both have a liquid measuring cup.”
