“Anytime I’m a dumbass, I just buy Josie a cool new weapon for her collection.” Nick threw the towel over his shoulder. “You’re really unhelpful, you know that?” “See, if you were Josie and you just said that, I’d be on the phone with my weapons guy and I’d be out of the doghouse by noon.” “Men are idiots,” Nick mused. “Hell yeah, we are,” Brian agreed. “Hey, do you think I could pull off a fedora?” “Absolutely not.”