“Best friends don’t sit by and watch each other fuck up their lives. Consider this your intervention. You know I’m a private person. And that’s what keeps me from ever asking too many questions about your personal life. So I don’t know a lot about your relationship with Skylar, but I know what it’s like to spend years pining after someone. I know what it’s like to watch them leave and start a new life. And it’s fucking miserable.”