Sophie told us, “When I’m doing that progressive-muscle-tension-and-relaxation thing, what I’m imagining is Janice Lester beating the shit out of Kirk. She runs back after that ‘if only’ comment and is like, ‘IF ONLY WHAT, BITCH?! If only I hadn’t “hated my own womanhood,” you misogynist asshat? I don’t hate being a woman, I hate that I only wanted the same thing you wanted, but because of my body, I couldn’t have it! And yeah, it made me crazy, and then you said I couldn’t have it because I was crazy!’ And she beats him to a bloody pulp and everybody’s like, ‘Yeah, he had that coming a long
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