“This is not a fork-and-knife burger. You have to eat it with your hands.” “Why would they give me a fork and knife in that case?” “To laugh at you behind your back when you actually use them. I saved you the embarrassment. You can thank me with a raise.” “I already pay you more than any reasonable person would an assistant,” he says. “Yes, well, I need to fund my lavish lifestyle somehow. Now eat.”
