Mom: Sorry to interrupt your date last night, Millie. Hope you had a great time! Tess: DATE? Was it with that tattooed Tinder guy you sent me a screenshot of? Dad: When are you bringing him home to meet us? Mom: I invited him for my birthday while I was talking to Millie. Mom: He’s quite handsome. Fabes: Is he the one with the tiny hands in that pizza picture you sent? Dad: Is he the one who was sick? Did he get you sick? Millie: I don’t know if you know this, Mom, but it IS possible to text one person individually instead of announcing everything to the whole family. 5535756900 Millie: Finn
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