Luxuria (Shades of Sin, #1)

by Colette Rhodes

Who didn’t want to spend their wedding day traveling through a terrifyingly dark portal all alone in a dress that was a tripping hazard, whilst wheeling their suitcase behind them? Bride Goals.

Were they flirting? It seemed kind of flirty. The kind of flirting you did when someone pissed you off most of the time but you still had sex dreams about them and woke up hating yourself a little bit.

a brief rap of knuckles on the door,

You don’t have to specify “of knuckles”

I didn’t understand where the ‘bad’ scents were coming from that bothered them so much. Unless they could smell emotion somehow? Maybe they don’t like the scent of my negative feelings? That didn’t make sense. I mean, yes, they wore clothes made of shadows and fed off human fear and theoretically anything was possible, but I was still pretty sure my moods didn’t smell like anything.

are you kidding me >_<

Rude kings who probably had a harem of monster side chicks didn’t get to have horny wives. That seemed like solid life advice to stand by.

I’d prepared a mental list of my least sexy thoughts in advance.

Levana looked as though she wasn’t sure whether or not to believe me, but that was okay. She’d realize we were besties soon enough.

Honestly more invested in this than the main romance xD

I wasn’t like other Hunters,

She’s not like other girls. I mean, other Hunters. xD

He’d told me that even if he hadn’t been attracted to me, he would have respected our marriage to make the treaty work. There was no treaty now. He’d never said anything about respecting our marriage without that incentive.

OH MY GOD JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION LIKE AN ADULT Q_Q