She sets out my clothes as she talks. “Anyway, my daughter has all sorts of silly ideas. Listens to whatever the cook says because she saw the cook’s bare chest once, and she can’t stop thinking about his muscles. I said to her, Aela, I said, half the men in in Brocéliande have perfect chests. We’re Fey. It’s not like we’re human. We have cheekbones too, you know? Not like humans. Do you know what they look like? I’ve seen one in a picture book. They’re like a bloated toe with a face drawn on. Like a bowl of quince sauce with eyes. That’s not us Fey. And do you know what else? I once caught
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