Vale of Dreams (Fey Academy for Spies, #2)

by C.N. Crawford

Maybe this is what everyone needs after a breakup: onion farming.

“Look at this.” I remove the single healthy onion from the basket. “Isn’t it amazing?” She looks at it, then at me. “It’s a fucking onion.”

“Whatever. And yesterday, you found a weird-looking carrot⁠—” “It looked like a penis, and it was delicious.”

I grew up in LA. Go Lakers.