Vale of Dreams (Fey Academy for Spies, #2)

by C.N. Crawford

I’m feeling oddly better about things. Maybe this is what everyone needs after a breakup: onion farming.

“Nia, you look delicious tonight.

Not like humans. Do you know what they look like? I’ve seen one in a picture book. They’re like a bloated toe with a face drawn on. Like a bowl of quince sauce with eyes.

This Fae describing humans had me cackling