Sweet

by Howl Avery

Indirect cannibalism

last time i saw this as a TW they ate cookies and cream ice cream made with cum 🤣

None of these strangers can ever be you—because you’re dead. Other people continue on, living their lives around me, yet I have to remind myself you’re no longer one of them. Our time is over, Henri. Time for me to move on.

i’m so sorry but this reminds me so much of joe goldberg

Ellipses kinda piss me off. I don’t mean to bad-mouth my generation, but we use them so damn much it can mean everything and nothing, but no one ever seems to know which.

he is so joe goldberg coded omg

He is exactly what I need right now. Questionable self-esteem. Possibly dependent. Eager to please. And just so sweet. Not even a minute later, the phone chimes to let me know it’s a match. Puppy wants to play with me. I smile at my screen. Maybe it’s beginner’s luck. Or maybe I already found that special someone I’m looking for—the one. The next guy I’m going to kill.

gay joe goldberg 🥹

Bailey Bee.

why is my name on this

The idea of a classic romance with handwritten love letters would probably make him break out into hives.

Ahh, PP. You might not like your username, but I find it entertaining—as much as I find you.

joe goldberg core

Purple Puppy: This is why I like talking to you so much. You have a great personality and you’re not afraid to use it. Thanks, babe. I made this one just for you.

I’m moaning his name in seconds,

how many seconds? was it 8?

“No, Cas is my real name,” I say even quieter. “The one you know is just another name.”

ITS BAILEY IM TELLING YOU

When we’re texting or on the phone, I get to be his entire world. Out here, not so much. And it’s nothing short of infuriating for me.

And a sweating smiley.

i love that emoji 😅😅

I flick my eyes up just in time. He’s walking in.

IM TELLING YOU ITS BAILEY

“Cassius, like the boxer.” What. The. Fuck.

i had to stand up and pace around the room for like 5 minutes… WTF

Now, I don’t know who once told this precious ray of sunshine to shut up about his special interests, but I want to knock their teeth in.

“An ancient cure-all made by mummifying a cadaver in honey for a century. There’s still debate whether the ritual sacrifice existed or if the historical records are fictitious,” Bailey says

i’m not convinced it’s jess. #1 i don’t like him #2 bailey knows all this morbid stuff about bodies #3 buying garlic bulbs for his green house maybe IM TELLING YOU ITS BAILEY I SWEAR IT BETTER BE sorry im very passionate about this

“Look at me.” My gaze locking on to him pulls a moan from his depths. “I don’t want you looking anywhere else.” Fuck, if making him jealous gets this result, I’m doing it all the time. “What if someone looks at me?” I tease further.

“I’ll make sure he can’t again.” Not the sexiest sentence, unless said like a breathy promise while on the brink of coming. Instantly, I’m reminded of what Cas told me earlier this week about shoving anyone between me and him off a bridge. That thought, of someone matching my obsession with their own darkness, gets me to come.

Orchid Mantis: I’m sure I sound like a hypocrite, but I have no idea when I’m getting home, and I don’t want to disappoint you if I don’t take your call.

because his car broke down

Orchid Mantis: I’ve never really thought of myself as gay even though I’ve always preferred men. (Killing men, also, but I’ll leave that part out.)

“Cas, there’s nothing wrong with being asexual or whatever. You don’t have to beat around the bush.”

hey that’s me

“So, basically, I give you something only I can do for you, which means you’ll have a level of reliance on me only you can offer. You feed my fixation and it’s exactly what yours needs.” “Sounds toxic and codependent.” “No, more like you and I were made for each other, baby.”

Bless him, the innuendo went right over his head.

no it didn’t

“Okay.” He shrugs it off and his smile has yet to falter. “Something come up?”

he literally told him to cancel lol

Not soon. Tonight.

???

A single soft moan slips past his lips and right into my ear like he’s planting it there. I’ve never heard him moan before. And that’s all I need for the realization I should’ve had long ago to come crashing into me. It’s him.

I WAS RIGHT i love myself

“Are you surprised?”

no i’ve known since i saw the pov of him at the market

“Sounds like someone’s fallen in love,” he says with a smirk. “No. You fucking came along and tripped me.”

Cas reminds me of an animal that got hit one too many times,

no he reminds me of joe goldberg

I figured out long ago there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

you’re not allowed near my cats

About an hour goes by and… still no Riley. What the fuck?

he’s dead i fear

Wring his little fucking neck until he stops fighting, then give it a satisfying snap just for good measure. Won’t be resting that head again on anyone anytime soon.

called it

Finally, I have the perfect fucking man. Literally made for me. And there’s a very real possibility he’s slightly homicidal. What the fuck does that say about me?

“Sometimes ugly things are harmless. And sometimes beautiful things are deadly.”