So, as of today, I’m embarking on my ‘feminine journey’. Or whatever it is this podcaster just called it. If that entails taking regular bubble baths and making sure to shave my legs every few days, I can totally do that. Just to be clear—this attitude makeover is not at all the result of some kind of out of control crush I’m fostering. No, no, no. I’m just trying to better myself. That’s a good thing. I’m definitely not doing this because I have a crush on my roommate.
