Another man approaches after we finish with the hangman. He wears a three-piece suit, demon makeup, and a pair of curved horns. Myra hisses that he’s a voice actor named Big Dick Johnson with three-hundred thousand followers. And he tells me he would be honored if I called him BJ. She pitches my book to him and asks if he wants to be the voice of Xero. Then my stomach drops when he agrees to do it for free, in exchange for a percentage of the royalties.

