You're It

by Cleo White

something monumentally stupid, or klutzy, or forgetful. It’s normal to have those moments, like, Oops! I forgot my doctor's appointment! or, Darn, I knocked over my glass of wine. Unfortunately, in my case, that time is bound to come sooner rather than later. Also, given twenty-seven years of experience in living with myself, I know those mistakes won’t be so cute. We’re looking at something a lot closer to, Whoops! Stabbed myself in the foot! or, Gosh darn it, I mixed cleaning supplies and created a chemical weapon! Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Literally me. Same girl, same