“Hey, hey, hey. What is this?” “A cat. Works really well for insomnia,” said the doctor. “Here, I’ll write you a prescription, so please take it to reception. Now, take care.” “Is this a joke? Treat my insomnia with a cat? What’s that going to do? It’s not worth a fart in a windstorm!” “Please don’t fart. Even cats can’t stand bad odors. Don’t worry. Cats can solve most problems.

