The Worst Best Man
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“Calm down.” “Oh yeah, because saying that to a person who’s freaking out always helps.”
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“Are those caramel highlights?” she asked, turning her head. Christian scoffed. “Caramel highlights are for amateurs. “Those are macchiato lowlights.”
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The event felt like someone’s wedding. White and crystal and sterling silver everywhere. A winter wonderland, she believed the theme was. It had to be $500 a head, which made her wonder exactly how many people here would have been happier to cough up $250 just for the privilege of staying home.
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But if you care for your son more than you do a bunch of zeroes and buildings and whatever the hell else, don’t lock him in the same prison you just busted out of.”
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New life plan: She was going to age badly and rescue a bunch of cats that would one day eat her in her sleep.