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“When you marry husband number two, does the prenup state that you have to have that giant stick removed from your ass, or does that get to stay?”
Feed me, and tell me I’m pretty, and I’m all yours,”
“Keep your hands off of me, or I’ll break off that hard-on you’ve been sporting all night and slap you in the face with it.”
“Christ, Marge! Can you shut your mouth for one day and do something for someone else? It’s not your fucking day. You’ll probably have eight or nine wedding days by the time a husband holds a pillow over your face and puts the rest of us out of our misery. So put your damn hair up and shut your damn mouth!”
