Streams and Schemes

by Rebecca Kinkade

Damn. If I had known getting this girl would require Spanish fluency and regular cardio, I would have started training months ago.

“Stalking is also a loose term for what I’m doing,”

But that’s the thing about kismet: If it wants you to fuck, you best believe you’ll be fucking. And who am I to deny fate?

If people spent less time trying to live forever and more time fucking each other in the freakiest ways possible, I imagine we’d all be happier.

Once, our last act on Earth was to steal fifteen minutes with each other. Now, we have all the time in the world.

As far as I’m concerned, if loving someone is the best way to spend your last twenty minutes, there’s no better way to spend a lifetime.