“Truthfully, Sam, I thought for certain you were going to be bringing home a new girlfriend, and after the nightmare with that last one, I admit I was praying for a reprieve from girlfriends.” My face is so hot you could fry an egg on it. June has her hand fully covering her mouth, like she’s having to physically contain her mirth, and even their mom looks amused as she surveys her husband. “Well, your prayers were answered because this time I brought home a boyfriend,” Sam says ironically. “What’s that?” “They’re together, Dad,” June explains, pointing at us. “Together together.” “That
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