Well, I like Troy, obviously. But…only Troy? I think. Objectively, I know these other guys are good looking, right? Take Anthony Lawson—women love him, but he doesn’t do anything for me. It’s like they’re all donkeys and Troy is a horse.” She lets out a snort of laughter so intense I wouldn’t be surprised if a piece of her lung came out her nose with it. “Oh my god, and you’re saying you want to ride the horse, not the donkeys?” “Well!” She laughs harder, and I contemplate hanging up. “Oh my god. Oh my god, Sam.” “Stop it.” “So, do you have a plan? To, you know, seduce him?” She sounds
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