The only truly important thing I need to note here is that you need to be really careful if you’re going to use your hot tub jets for masturbation. Your lady bits are full of a delicate balance of lady bit bacteria, and shooting too much chlorine at them can seriously screw them up. Actually, shooting too much chlorine at anything can seriously screw it up. Hopefully I justified Jess’s activities by pointing out she’s in charge of her private hot tub’s chemical balance, and I like that she handles it herself. Maybe it’s salt water, I dunno. Point is, don’t take hot tub advice from a monster
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