If You Don't Love Me We Both Die

by C.M. Stunich

Bubble-tea-obsessed college girl,

hate

bubble tea

BUBBLE TEA

boba

bobas

Hell, I’d be better off matched with the whole of BTS—and they’re in the military right now. In South Korea! And I’d still have a better chance. I’d have a better chance with Taylor Swift. Anyone but Tam. Literally anyone on the planet would be easier to seduce.