It got to the point where the great theater producer and impresario, Alexander H. Cohen, a guy I liked very much, suggested that Dustin and I get together at Madison Square Garden and fight each other in a boxing match, and he really meant it. But I said to Cohen, “Let me just tell you straight out: Dustin will beat me. He works out. He’ll knock me out.” I thought Alexander would be better off asking Meryl Streep to fight me instead. But then I got a little worried. Shit, what if she wins? Luckily, the fight never got off the ground.
what if she wins 😭😭 and she probably would
