Don't Go Faking My Heart (Sweet as Sugar Maple, #4)

by Kate Watson

"They all consulted on this, you small-minded, sexist idiot. Why don't you go back to Charleston and the little knock-off Margaritaville man-cave you crawled out of and leave the decisions to people who aren't threatened by intelligent women? You're embarrassing yourself." Out of the corner of my eye, I see Ash's mouth open. I also see Lou hold her hand above her head, and Parker high-fives it without looking.

The Janes have not been subtle about how much they're rooting for me, but they've also hinted that Ash has a thing for bad boys. I thought they meant biker dudes who grunt a lot. I didn't realize they meant American Psycho.

I don't know how I'll ever come back from fake dating the love of my life.