Bananapants

by Penny Reid

“Where’s that apron of apathy I bought you for Christmas? How about the insoles of indifference for your birthday, huh? What’s with this cardigan of curiosity? Take it off, it’s not your color.”

“Yes! You do! You’re not a crocodile, stop floating down de-Nile.

I trusted him about many things, but I simply did not trust him to stay with me.