She scoots backward. Uh, what is she doing? Then some more. Excuse me, you’re getting kind of close. Her ass bumps into my leg. Warning! Warning! She’s way too close. “Whatcha got going on there?” I ask her, my body stiff as a board. “Can you hold me, Breaker?” Absolutely. Not. Has she lost her goddamn mind? Hold her? In the same bed? Like . . . she wants us to *gulp* spoon or something. What the hell has gotten into her, and why now? Why, on the day that I realize I love this girl? Is this some sick joke that I’m unaware of? Some prank that I’m caught up in? If so, it’s not fucking funny. No
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