JP: Wait, she broke up with him right there in the bakery, ring and all? Holy shit. I type back in a fury just as my phone dings with another message, this one from Huxley. Huxley: Wow. I have nothing to say other than wow. Breaker: Yeah, tell me about it. I was in awe, and my nipples got hard. JP: I appreciate a hard nipple on a man. Shows me that he registers with his emotions. Huxley: You need help. JP: Just telling it like it is.

