“I, uh . . . came to the conclusion that I have feelings for Lia.” There’s silence. And then, “I fucking told you he was going to figure it out in a week,” JP says. “Spending that much time with a girl you’re harboring feelings for while she attempts to plan a wedding with another man, yeah, that will give you a swift kick to the scrotum.” “Can we not play the I-told-you-so game?” I ask. “But we did,” Huxley says. “We told you this would happen.” “Okay, great, wonderful, you two are modern-day matchmakers. Congratulations. Now, can we please move on?” “Glad you can be big enough to acknowledge
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