Breaker: But Brian asked, and I felt obligated to say yes. Who knows, maybe this girl will be the love of my life. Lia: Birdy and Breaker, it does have a nice ring to it. Breaker: We clearly would need to name all of our children with B names. Lia: Bertha, Bernard, and Barabbas . . . Auntie Lia is coming for those snuggles. Breaker: Watch out, Barabbas is still wetting his pants when you squeeze him too hard. Lia: I thought Birdy took him to the pediatrician to see what the squeeze pee was all about. Breaker: Weak urethra, just going to have to give him time. Squeeze gently. Lia: Barabbas is
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