“Yeah, we’re going on a hike next weekend. I’m going to teach her about birds. Who knows, maybe she’ll become a fanatic like me.” “What’s with the Cane brothers and their birds?” “Hey, JP likes pigeons because he feels guilty about them not being loved, but he couldn’t care less about other feathered friends.” “Please, for the love of God, don’t call them feathered friends.” “Well, if I don’t try to put myself out there and date, they very much might be my only friends, and although the solitude of being the crazy bird man sounds charming, I don’t think I’m ready for that title just yet.” “I
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