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“You know, I’ve never had a girl tell me that I possess the uncanny ability to dehydrate the nether regions of the female race with just my facial hair.”
“That there is no other choice than to become the greatest friends of all time.”
“It will behoove you to know that I can dish it, but I can’t take it.”
“Will you two get the fuck down here and stop gabbing?” Huxley yells. “Dude, my balls just shriveled,” JP says, gripping my shoulder. “My penis totally just turtled.” I step to the side and push JP forward. “You first, you’re older. You’ve experienced more life than me.”
Huxley is the grump, the domineering, the take-no-prisoners kind of guy. JP is the funny one, the easygoing guy, the instigator at times. And me . . . well, I’m the levelheaded—the sounding board—and the good guy.
Reaching up to the wall, I rap my knuckle four times. Like clockwork, she knocks three. Four knocks for four letters in love. Three knocks for three letters in you.
“You’re in love with your best friend, and you just finally realized it.”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” I say as I look up at Banner. “Fuck, I think I like her.” Banner shakes his head. “Nah, man. You love her. End of discussion.”
“Fuck, if you were my fiancée, my wife, I’d never let you leave the bedroom. Your voice would be hoarse from every fucking orgasm I gave you.”
First and foremost, I love her. I let that sink in. I let myself sit in my feelings and understand them. Lia is the most precious person in my life. She’s my ride or die. She means everything to me. She’s my girl.
