So Not Meant To Be (Cane Brothers, #2)

by Meghan Quinn

“Listen to me, Jonathan Patrick Cane⁠—” “That’s not my name.” “I don’t care if your name is Junior Pooper, you’re going to listen to me.” Don’t laugh at Junior Pooper, do not laugh. “I’m

HAHAHA Pooper!

Kelsey: When we get back to your place, I want to sit on your face, but I also want your balls in my eyes, and I want to vibrate your butt.

Once you know the context of this, you'll crack up like I did.