“Can you roll me to my room?” Kelsey asks as she collapses to the floor of the penthouse and takes off her shoes. “I don’t think I can move another inch.” She then lies on the floor, fumbles with the waistband of her jeans, and undoes the button before groaning in relief. “Wow, this is a sight to see.” Blechhhh. She covers her mouth from the very unladylike burp that just erupted out of her. She glances at me, shock registering across her face, before she asks, “Did you happen to hear that?” “Babe, the doorman thirty stories down heard that. It rattled the very floor I’m standing on.” “Don’t
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