“Have you made any donations lately? I know that’s your MO when you’re sad.” I slowly swallow and say, “The pigeon shelter I’ve been supporting is now renaming its building the JP Cane Pigeon Rescue. The JPCPR. Has a fucking great ring to it. There’s some press going out next week about it. They asked if I’d show up for the dedication of the new name, and do you know how pathetic I am?” “Tell me.” Breaker takes a seat on the coffee table in front of me. “I told them I’d be honored, but only on one condition.” I sit up. “I asked that Kazoo be invited so I could meet him.” “Dude—” “That’s not
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