“This is why you’re foul to be around.” “Coming from the one with the stick up their ass.” Her eyes travel to my lips and then back up. “You’re unpleasant.” “You’re unhinged.” “You open your mouth and put people to sleep,” she snaps back. “You’re obnoxious.” “You’re an ass.” “You’re bawdy.” “You’re imperious.” “Aww, look at them,” Ellie says, coming back outside. “They’re so cute, aren’t they, Dave?” “They do look quite perfect for each other.” If only they knew.
Tgis is hilarious
