Mean Spirited

by Nick Roberts

Dr. Dingleberry Lewis had stumbled into her office with his fugly pug and somehow managed to charm Lucy enough to go on a date with him. It was doctor-on-doctor attraction. There’s nothing real there. And fuck that dog.

“I think he saw the deer,” Matt said. “What deer?” “The ones you just pointed at.” “Those weren’t deer.” “Well, then what was it?” “Shadow people.”