Level Up (Franklin U 2, #4)

by Max Walker

All right, what the hell was going on? This guy was hot, had sexy biceps and a friendly smile, and he played video games? He had to be some kind of trap. Either a straight guy who liked to fuck around orrr he was a serial killer. There was really no in-between,

I swallowed him whole. Like a goddamned sword swallower at the circus. Gag reflex? Didn’t know her. Jaw pain? Who was that? Dry mouth? Never heard of it.

I left the dorm with a half chub and a full heart. Hopefully next time, it’d be with empty balls too.

“Just don’t feed the drag queens after midnight or get them wet. They’ll end up multiplying into dick-hungry monsters.”

My entire body became filled with sunlight and butterflies and big ol’ gay rainbows. My ribs were grassy knolls, and my lungs were meadow-covered fields, and my heart was the bright, beating sun, with Ryan and me lying down together, Twilight-style. My Edward, his Bella…except much less clumsy and awkward. Huh. Guess this is what love feels like.