YOU MIGHT BE A CHRIST FIGURE IF YOU ARE (CHECK ANY THAT APPLY): __ thirty-three years old __ unmarried, preferably celibate __ wounded or marked in the hands, feet, or side (crown of thorns extra credit) __ sacrificing yourself in some way for others (your life is best, and your sacrifice doesn’t have to be willing) __ in some sort of wilderness, tempted there, accosted by the devil Oh, you get the point. Consult previous list.
