“Fastest crap I evah took!” he said, badly out of breath. “You should have brought a catalogue along,” McVries said. “I never could go very long without a crap,” Baker said. “Some guys, hell, they crap once a week. I’m a once-a-day man. If I don’t crap once a day, I take a laxative.” “Those laxatives will ruin your intestines,” Pearson said. “Oh, shit,” Baker scoffed. McVries threw back his head and laughed. Abraham twisted his head around to join the conversation. “My grandfather never used a laxative in his life and he lived to be—” “You kept records, I presume,” Pearson said. “You wouldn’t
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