“I know a guy from work who had a trap out for months, and you know what happened? One morning, he woke up, tiptoed to the kitchen real quiet, and what did he see? Two mice eating the cheese out of the trap, from the outside, with their little hands. Like without getting smashed. For real. He clapped his hands, and they didn’t even scatter, didn’t give a fuck. He said they ate a whole loaf of bread. Can you believe it?” “What I can’t believe is that you think this is an interesting story.”
