They were supposed to go to a museum. Traveled three hours to get there. But as soon as they got to the lobby, Todd broke off, hopped on a bus, and went to Ikea. He had never been to one before, only heard about them. He says he was dying to go. He spent the whole fucking day there. Says he read three comic books in three different family rooms, ate meatballs on a fake terrace, and took a nap on a totally black bed. No one bothered him. They just let you loiter, he says. Like a dream.