“Do I need to remind you?” What is he talking about? “Remind me of what?” “What my Christmas girlfriend once said,” he prompts then says, “I quote, Santa’s not hot. Of course you aren’t going as Santa.” Ohhhhh. That’s what I said about the Christmas movie costume party. “That does ring a bell.” “You also said Santa as a nickname gave you the ick.” I gasp, all over the top. “What is wrong with me? Am I a Santa hater?” He smiles smugly. “Maybe you are.” “No! I can’t be.”
