"Shut up before I puke. Here's the highly edited short version, Hellion. Crypt's jackass father has a thing for not-very-alive people, okay? He thought this one succubus chick was dead in a crypt when, really, she was just super passed out from crying over her newly deceased husband. She woke up later, and bam, preggers—and nine months later, Somnus got in hot water when a really fucked up stork dropped Crypt into the Immortal Quintet's lap and everyone found out he was running around doing…that. Big scandal. Extremely gross and not at all PG-rated. Got it?"
