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“I want you to be my baby’s god parent.”
🤬 bc why in the hell would anyone want to be their ex-husbands baby godmother
“I could never hate you, even when I tried. I just don’t like you.”
“Happy people don’t have to guess if they’re happy or not.”
cracked. “I only pray for my family, Em. Without a second thought, I was commanded to the floor and was in prayer over you. I don’t take that lightly.”
Put me in a room with a bunch of women blindfolded and I’m always going to find you, Em.”
“If me and your husband have something going on. I’m not stupid. It’s the reason you’ve been tossing shade around left and right. So, go ahead and ask the question you’ve been dying to know the answer to.”
“Why would the mug ever be jealous of the tea bag?” “Babe, what?” “The mug stays, it always has a place in the house. You discard the tea bag when you’re done with it.”
“I think it’s a good idea. Laurent is a good father, and at least you know your baby daddy won’t be some man that needed ten dollars for pizza, so he jacked off into a cup.”
A forever read…
“I’m yours, Baby. You never have to be jealous over something you know is yours. I know who I belong to and that is you.”
I used to love when she got blow outs, and now I wanted to dump water on top of the shit to ruin it.
“Nothing I can say will make you feel better. I will say that we love you and we got you.”
“The strongest women are the biggest babies. God, my late wife was a force to be reckoned with but behind closed doors, she was the biggest baby.”
You’re having a fucking baby, my fucking baby!” I yelled out, not caring that we were in a hospital. “I got you fucking pregnant... Knocked you the fuck up.”
I love you forever and ever, Bug. Be strong, not because you have to, but because I need you to be. Love, Messiah
It turns out that God was listening to me, he was just tired of me being impatient, and gave me what I wanted when he was ready for me to have it.
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